Khansama: Khan-sama-yal karar - The Royal Indian Master Chef

It made for a good tongue twister or a brain twitcher to recollect it right - was it Khamasa, or is it kasa-musa, or did it sound like khan-mann-sa, ................................what is it?

its Khan-sama 

(tip: to recollect it, remember the khans singing "jo hai sama kal ho na ho" or the "sama hai suhana suhana). The royal mughal chefs/cooks were called Khansama


Ambience: Brilliant!!! gives you a feel that you are in a kingly place. Nice wallposters of kings, court happenings, donning the wall, on one sidewall were the rifles, shield and stuffed tiger and deer nicely done up on the wall.

The royal huntsmen and their game on the walls kind of theme

 

Also, in the background was playing the flute renditions of some famous old Hindi songs -  chingari koi badke, meri bheegi si...

The Khan-crown, the Khan-cutlery and the Khan-goblet for water (how i wished it was filled with some soma or sura ;))

The regular click session with one of the CFGian explaining something to the Vegans- who were shifted to one corner and I never gotto see them or what they ate. 


Food: There was a set spread planned for the evening starting from soup to dessert and you could order anything from the menu kind of a choice given. We decided to leave it to the Chefs

Everyone eagerly awaiting for food to arrive at the table. First to arrive was the soup

 

@Khansama: Corn-Sambar to me but they call it  "Bhune makkai ka shorba". tasted so good and I tried something like this for the first time in my life. First impression made!!!

 Two chutneys and a pickle - each one a different and unique in taste..  would be real good to try it with pappads if they serve

Dhuanar murgh Tikka:  A mini tandoor with coals inside and smoke outside ;) - It freaked the buzz out of the fire alarm and they eventually had to shut it down I guess. With our photographers taking their sweet time clicking, it made the chicken pieces and the whole restaurant smokey!!! . The smokey taste kind of overpowered the otherwise well-cooked dish

Parcha paneer : was probably served like a folded-panner thingie and wow! - this is what  opened the gates to my taste buds for the next dishes to come
 

Assorted meat platter - Bhuna mutton kebab, chicken kebab, prawns and fish tikka. Each tikka tasted so unique in taste with the masalas well coated and cooked with a right balance of spice. Prefecto! the khans scored full marks already. 

Murgh Zartari and Sunehri Qaliayaan with salad and assorted breads (naan, paratha and roti). I had it with butter naan and they were so smooth and soft and didn't get chewy

Sunehri Qaliyaan - the dish is true to its name.. the meat pieces were like kaliyaan - tender flower buds, juicy, and the gravy was with the right amount of spice. I keep writing "juicy" so many times coz I am watering in my mouth recollecting the taste

 

Finger bowl or a basin ;) - Not just their portions, even the finger bowl was big

 Desserts: Lassi - first we ordered only one, everyone tasted and liked it so much that we ordered more and each one shared one, what fun ;)

 Chikki kulfi - peanut candy added to the kulfi is another interesting twist to the usual kulfi. This kept reminding me of BR's almond praline a lot. Check it out

 Baked Anjeer (fig) halwa and Gulgand Rasmalai - The halwa with ghee so profound and topped with pistachio slivers this dessert is my fav here. The rasmalai wasn't that sweet -  didn't quite appeal to me ;(

Don't try to find the six differences... (the moghuls loved capturing us and I did the same to them. little sadistic pleasures in life ha ha ha)

 The wimble-done moment

Khant-read in bad light                                                                                          The Khaa-ja-haan ;)

 
Address:  Khansama, 2nd floor 15, Khader Nawaz Khan Road, Nungambakkam, Chennai-600034 (Opp. Willi Kryptos)


Verdict: Royal ambiance, friendly service, a little expensive but justified for the portions, quality and taste. A dinner for two would easily come to 1.5 - 2K 
Rating: 4.5/5 overall

Kasamse!... Khansama is the best north-indian (Moghul Fare) and it lives up to their tag line - The Royal Indian Master Chef...

 

Pizza Vilayadal

Announcement: A post on Facebook page.  Dags is fully awake at 1:30 am to see it first

CFG makkalukoru narcheidi..pathavaiporukku oru nalla vaaipu. namadhu Ma ma mannar Dhuddujikku CFG-cookoutil oru perutha (size) sandhegam erpattulladhu. adhai udanadiyaga  teerthu vaiporukku aayiram pizza parisaga vazhangapadum  Pathavaikka terindavargal vivarathi koori Dhuddujiyidam pizzakalai petrukollalaam. idhu admin-lerundu kattalai

Dags: Parisu ennadhu

Announcement: Aayiram pizza

Dags: Aiyoo ayiram pizzava.. kelvi pattadhe illaye.. amaaaaaaaam Dhudduji sandhegatha ennala solve panna mudiyuma..ungalukku edhavadu vivaram teriyuma

Announcer: adhu terindaal andha pizzavai naane vaangikolvene.. Whole of CFG laughs out loud

Dags: yenga... yenga sirippu.... aayiram pizzava kanda summa vittuduveengala, adhane...  adhu terinja neenga yen announce pannikittu irukkeenga. parisu thogai ennadu

Announcer: aayiram pizzakal

Dags:aiyoo, enge poven, yaara kaepen sokka..(music ting ting ting) appaaa sokkaaaa.. dhudduji kudukura aayiram pizzavum enakke kedaikiramadiri arul puriya maatiya? Ahem! un kaadhula vizhuvadhe..thaaye bhabiji

Bawarchi: ennaya?

Dags: yov unnayaruya kooptaan po. Partheengala bhabiji ungala koopta mathavanga ellam tirumbi paakurangale, neenga tirumba maatengureengale bhabiji enna mattum ratchi

Kavidhai about pizza (nal methu pizza base mel non-veg toppings podum velayile (aamam neenga chicken sapda maatenga illa),nal methu pizza base mel fish toppings podum velaiyile,un pon muthu sorkalinaal endhan kurai theerka sonnal, un vai muthu sindhiduma vazhvalikum ambigaiye

aiyoo aiyoo.... oru pizzava rendu pizzava.... aayiram pizzavache.. ayiram pizzavache. indha neram parthu namakku patha vaikka varalai, yen veetla sudu thanni vaikave vazhiya kanom..apparam Dhudduji doubta enga clear panradhu kedaikadhu.. enakku illa enakku illa.. vera evano adichikittu poyida poran

Tomki: aiyaa

Dags: poya

Tomki: pizza piriyare azhaitadhu naandhaan

Dags: yaen azhaicheenga, yarunga neenga

Tomki: south suvai, north suvai anaithum kooti sundara englishile 1001 recipe ezhudi, semma paeru vangina samayal degree illadha chef naan

Dags: Namma jadiya, Facebookla post neengalum parthacha, yen vaithula adikiradhuku vandirukeenga appo ooooooooooo oh

(looking at him from all directions) neenga vayasana chef madiri teriyudhu

Tomki: yaen, nee enna?

Dags: uttane anal moochu adulernde teriyala? enna nelamannu? vegudhunga ulla

Tomki: oho, adhanaal dhaan bhabijiyidam murai ittu pulambikondirundeero?

Dags: aamam aamam Dhudduji kitta solli oru punniyamum illai, bhabiji kitta dhaan azhudu pulamburadhunnu mudivukku vandhutten

Tomki: nee pulambunadhu yen kadhil vizhundadu

Dags: saridhaan olinjirundu ottu kaetirupeenga

Tomki: ottu ketkum pazhakkam enakku illapa, naan un edirlaye irunden

Dags: oho! naan kanna mudikittu bhabijikitta vendum bodhu vandu ninurupeenga adhaan paathirukka maaten

Tomki:unmai.. kanmoodai thanama irukura-naaiku naan thenpaduvadillai

Dags: ennanga ennavo master chef madiri pesureenga?

Tomki: adhuvum unmai.. naan all cusines terindavan

Dags: konjam pochuna, naandhanda master chef... vizhundu kumbudunu solveenga pola irukke

Tomki:adhuvum unmai, cook unnilum irukiraar, ennilum irukiraar, paakura ellathayum 1001 recipes podalamnu sonnavanum ennaipol oruvandhane

Dags: saptacha..., yeppama...,nerathukku sapidravar pola irukku, ninnu nimmadhiya pesikittu irukeenga.inge ineme dhaan yerpade, varen!

Tomki: nil, Dhudduji sandegathi teerthu vaipavaruku aayiram  pizza parisu kidaithuvidum allava

Dags: aiyoo! andha method mattum enakku terinjidhu, adutha kshanam en kaiyila aayiram pizza parisu

Tomki: kavalaipadadhe andha method naan unakku solli tarugiren

Dags: Method........... neenga solli thareengala? vendiyadhu dhaan, unga methoda kondu poyi, yen methodnu sollikava? yerkanave naan podra post kanna pinnannu comment adikiranga.kevalama ezhudura irundaalum reviewernu othukiranga.. adhayum kedukureengala?

Tomki: parava illai, unakku pizza venuma illaya

Dags: venumeeee, unagalukku vendama?.sathiyama, nichayama, unmaiyava, romba peru pizza venamnu solravangala na paathiruken illa ippo

Tomki: enakku pizzavin medu patrillai appa

Dags: patrillama thana cityla ithana franchisees nadakudu. nalla nadikireenga.

Tomki: nadagathaiye nadathuravan naan, nadikka mudiyumapa? andha pizzavin mel enakku patrillai nee vangikol endren

Dags: Ippa puriyudu ya, nee pudusa pizza suda pazhagura. adha nera eduthukitta pona eppadi odhaipangalo, eppadi enna pannuvangalonnu bayandhu enna thalre illa?

Tomki: ha ha,en experience medhu unakku nambikkai illavittal ennai paritchittu paren unakku thirami irundaal

Dags: enadhu yaen kittaye, yaen kittaye modha paakuriya, yaen kitta modha pakkuriya. idho paaru parvaikku kevalama iruppen anna pathavaikiradhula naan killadi. Thayara iru

Tomki:kelvigalai nee ketkiraya, alladhu naan ketkatuma?

Dags: oye oye.. nee kekadhe.naan kekuren.. enakku kekkadhaan teriyum

Tomki: kelum

Dags: satru porum

Tomki: kelum

Dags:pirikka mudiyadadhu ennavo

Tomki:PR-um pizzavum

Dags:Piriyakudadadhu

Tomki:neeyum un kudumbamum

Dags: serndhe irupadhu

Tomki:PR pizzavum suvaiyum

Dags:seradirupadhu

Tomki: unnoda open vai

Dags: sollakoodadadhu

Tomki: pizza recipe ragasiyam  

Dags: sollakudiyadhu

Tomki: PR pizzavin perumai

Dags: Parkakoodadhadu

Tomki: kevalamana review

Dags:Parkakoodiyadhu

Tomki:PR ku varum azhagana review

Dags: kalaiyil sirandadhu

Tomki: idli, chutney sambaar

Dags: sambaar enbadhu

Tomki: ippa unnoda last name

Dags: lunchuku

Tomki: veg pizza

Dags: dinnerkku

Tomki: chicken pizza

Dags: dessertukku

Tomki: chocolate pizza

Dags: fullukku

Tomki: CBC

Dags: food sitekku

Tomki: CFG

Dags: evening teakku

Tomki: bonda-bajji

Dags: aathirathukku

Tomki: nee

Dags: arivukku

Tomki: naan

Dags: aiyaa aala vidu enakku terinjadhu avlavu dhaan, happa!!! partheengala

Tomki: ennadhu

Dags: pull arikidhu.. neer chef.

Tomki:neer

Dags: illai illai naan cleaner kuda illai, andha formula kudunga...Dhudduji enna tharugiraro adhai appadiye konduvandhu  ungalidam tharugiren..adhil neer parthu edhavadu seiyum

Tomki: enakku andha parisu vendam ellavatraiyum neeye eduthukol

Dags: ellama, enakku romba adhigam vendam

Tomki: illai neeye edhuthukol

Dags: sari.sariiiiiiii. pizza kuduthal naan vangikiren.. vera edhavadu kodutha?

Tomki: ennidam va naan parthukolgiren

Dags: enge enge veengi irukudunna?

Tomki: ha ha ha ha ha

Dags: aha, deiveega siripaiya ungaladhu.. naan marumurai ungali engu vandhu parkalaam?

Tomki: engum parkalaam

Dags: theru theruva suthuravar pola irukku? (together laughs) adharkum sirippu dhana, veedu vilasame illaya?

Tomki: indha oorileye neraya franchisees irukku

Dags: neraya franchiseesaa, adhu enna franchisee, idhe franchiseeya, ingeye irupavar pola? Formula kudunga...., oh! thayaraga irukkudhu pola. aiyya? parisu enakke kedaikanum

Tomki: vetri unakke poi vaa.

Dags: (after thinking a few seconds) vendam vechikaiya

Tomki: yaen

Dags: illa enakku adi vayitha kalakudhu

Tomki: sari 2 bathroom poivittu eduthuchel

 Dags: aiyoo enakku vendam

Tomki: kozhai

Dags: kozhai dhaan enakku vendam enakku bayama irukudhu tomki

Tomki: bayame jayam, vetri unadhe, parisum unadhe poi va

Dags: kaduval madiri ungala nambi poren, shabba........... sodaa

trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrng

Announcer: CFG son-of-sardar, eater, reviewer, comediyar, muttai thamil pesum vadakkar, friendshippuku superman, daily pala restaurantla saapidum cash-magan, kondai-man, dhudduji vazhga vazhga!

Makkeeran: pallandu vazhga

Dhudduji: adai thambi, yen doubta clearpanrango method yaravadhu kudthangala?

Assistant: illai prabhu, aayiram pizza parisu arivithum kooda parisai pera chef evarum idhu varai varavillai

Dhudduji: b/c m/c varundugiren.. saapaturaman! Makkeeran!, mokkai mannan!, vetti opicer!,endru pala peridam vangi katti kollum talent irundum kuda enadhu sandegathi theerkum method idhu varai kandupidikadhadu yaen. Ezhuda manam illaya alladhu parisu thogai podhavillaya?

Makkeeran:asingama pesuvadhu dhuddujikku pudusu illai,ennidam neradiyagave kaetirukalam. Chefukkum thiramaikkum potti endru vittirundhaal methodugal kuvindirukkum inneram. Anaal arivippu appadiyillaye? aayiram pizzavukku method sollavendum endru dhane kattalai. Adhai thinna virubadhavargal edupadamal irukalam allava? Pizzavukku method sollum alavukku en taste innum kedavillai

Dhudduji: thambi unku parisu vendamnu sollu.. but enku formula solluppa

Makkeeran: mokkai kelvi ketpadu ungal velai, adharku yaar badil solvadhu

Dhudduji: adhu sarchaikuriya prachanaiyagi valarnduvittal munindru therthu vaipavargal?

Makkeeran: cookout organizers

Dhudduji: appo nee solre ille, ne doubt clear panni irukalame thambi

Makkeeran: ivlo arivulla dhudduji, method enkitta kaetirukalam illa. CFGla post edhukku pottenga?

Dhudduji: B/C M/C ha ha ha ha... gelchitte thambi gelchitte

Makkeeran: ungala gelika yarala mudiyum dhudduji. Paisa kadavul ungalaye pudichikinu irukku

Announcer: mannar mannava.. thangal doubtai theerthida dags ennum chef vandirukiraar

Dhudduji: romba sandhosham thambi.. indha b/c m/c makkeeran theerthu vaikalana enna.. innoru aal vandirukudhu.. koopdu ulle

Makkeeran: varavan pizzana ennane teriyadhavn madiri teriyudhu.. adhuku dhaan indha mokka kelvikku formulavoda vandirukkaan

Dhudduji: thambi.. enaku doubt clear agudha illaya?

Makkeeran: doubt neengavedum, adhai neeka oru chef varavendum. Encouragementkavadu avan andha pizzakalai peravendum

Tannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng tang tang

Dags :  Dhudduji.. dhuddu, jiiiiiiiiii, yov, kondai,

Makkeeran: aiyya.. dhudduji ange

Dags: Par vendhe, CBC bar vendhe, formulavudan vandirukkum dagsin vanakkam

Dhudduji: ade thambi, vaa paa. b/c m/c formula kondu vandiya?

Dags: yenga, pizza yarukum innum kudukaleye?

Dhudduji: illa thambi, un peru perusa CFGla varattum, en doubta theerkum formula kondu vandiya thambi

Dags: aaam! Na naa naane dhaan formula yosichi vandirukiren

Dhudduji: enge formula sollu thambi

Dags: padichi solren manna

Dhudduji: ummmm

Dags: koyle ko sukhakar, thoda kerosene daalkar, thoda scene maarkar jalaye tho, acha jaltha hai... koopteengala

Dhudduji: adei padi thambi

Dags: usse, soonk-kar, phoonk-kar, jaank-kar, jalalo tum bhi

Dhudduji: wah wah bhalle bhalle kya baat hai thambi. Enakku sandegam theerthu vaikum arpudhamana ideas. Theerndadu sandhegam

Dags: appo parisu

Dhudduji: indha thambi gift coupon

Dags: aayiram pizza, edhir parkala. Appa.. adutha oru masathukku moonu velayaum mukkalam.. pondatti saapaatai endha naikavadhu pottidalaam. Enge... enge... ponavan innum varalai, avan varathukulla vera evanavadhu chef vandu adichikittu poyida poran. Varaar... varaar... vanduvittaar

Dhudduji: ade thambi ennoda restaurantla chef teerthu vaikadha doubta.. nee clear pannitte.. nee moonu masam nalla pizza saptu cholesterol vandu nalla iru

Dags: podunga

Makkeeran: manna satru porungal, cheffe satru ippadi vareengala?

Dags: varamaaten, pizza coupon vangikondu varugiren enna avarasam? Manna kudunga

Makkeeran: adil dhaan prachai irukiradhu, ippadi vaarum

Dags: vandhen... ennayya prachanai?

Makkeeran: indha formula yosichidadu neerdhane

Dags: saridhaan, inge dhuddujiku dhaan sandhegamnu nenachen, chefukku kuda sandhegam dhana? Soonk-kar phoonk-kar.. idhai vida oru chef vera enna sollamudiyum aiyya

Makkeeran: ha ha ha. dayavu seidu naan kaeta kelvikku mattum badil sollu

Dags: dayavuseidu, ungal kelvi dhaan enna?

Makkeeran: indha formula unadhu dhane?

Dags: pinna PR-la evano ezhudi kuduthu, adai naan vaangi kondu vandirukken? Ennudayadhu dhaan, Ennudayadhu dhaan, Ennudayadhu dhaan aiyyaa

Makkeeran: appadiyanal, andha forumulavukku vilakkam solli piragu pizza coupon vangichellame

Dags: pongappa, dhuddujike purinijidichi, neenga enna? Romba kashtapadren idaiyila neenga vera kelvi kekureenga?

Makkeeran: umadhu formulavil pizhai irukiradhu

Dags: irundhaal enna.. parisu illaya? Evalavu pizhai irukiradho adharku thagundha badi parisai kuraithu kollungalen

Makkeeran: sariyana formulakku dhudduji prize kudukuraarna adhai parthu sandhosha padravan naandhaan, adhe madiri thappana forumlakku CFGyum adminsu katti kaatha indha sitela.. thappana oru formulavukku prize kudukuranganna adhai thatti ketpavanum naan dhaan

Dags: oho, inge ellame neenga dhaan pola irukiradhu. soonk-kar, phoonk-kar nalla hindi formulanga idhu

Makkeeran: vedikaiku idhu idam illai, vilakam solli parisai petru chellalam

Dags: yov vishayam teriyama yen ya uyira vaangureenga?

Makkeeran: uyarvana formulavai nee kedukavendam endru naanum echarikkai seigiren

Dags: Chei, idhukku dhaan solradhu.. pudusa pizza podravana nambi oru kariyathulayum erangadennu, ippa okkandhu thalladren

Makkeeran: ennaya polambure?

Dags: naan enga polamburen? Vedhainaya

Makkeeran: edharkaga

Dags: en sirandha nanbargalai ninaithu

Makkeeran: oh

Dags: varugiren

Makkeeran: parisu vendam?

Dags: vendam enna periya parisu.. en nilamaikku aaru formula ezhudi kondu vandhu adhuvum vilangadhu.. ondru nichayam aiyya

Makkeeran: enna

Dags: formula ezhudi peyar vangum chefgal irukiraargal, kutram kandupidithe per vangum makkalum irukirargal,

Makkeeran: ha ha ha

Dags: sirikadheergal, idhil neer endha katchiyai serndavar endru ungalukke teriyum endru ninaikiren.ondru nichayam aiyaa.. ungalai madiri rendu membergal ... illai illai oru member irudhale podum CFG urupadum.. mudindhal mannaridam sollungal. Parisu vendam

Makkeeran: aiyya, membare?

Dhudduji: adei thambi

CFG: lol..

Makkeeran: aandava! anupiyvar yaaro

Dhudduji: enna thambi solre

Makkeeran: eidhavan engo irukiraan, paavam ambu vandhu azhuduvittu pogiradhu

Dhudduji: nalla velai thappana formulavukku prize kuduakka ponen. Thakka samayathil thaduthadarkaga mikka nandri

Dags: enakku venum enakku venum aasai aasai.nalla kalam odhaikama vittangale. Aiyoo thorathi thorathi odhaikira madiriye irukudhe.. ineme naan eppadi quiz ezhuduven, comment poduven. Endha quiz ezhudunalum.. yenpa idhu unnoda quiz dhana? illa vera yaravadu ezhudunadha? appadinnu kaepangale. Avamanama poche ellarukkum terinju poche. Yenda dei.. nee software aal dhane.. pudusa pizza podravana nambalama? Nambalama? Yaen.. aayiram pizza.. yaen yaenda yaeneda. Aayiram pizza ethane nalaikku thaalum? Aiyoo ayioo ippadi thaniya polabura alavukku kondu vandhu vittutane? dei tomki avan enge varuvaan.. varamaatan, manasulaye vanjam vachu enna kazhutha aruthuttan pa pa paiyan.. naan enna pannuven..rende review ezhudhunen adhaye yarum othukalai. Naan review ezhudunadhale unakku varumanam edhavadhu koranjupocha? CFG showcase vandalum naan kannai moodikuven, enakku oru reviewum varavendam.. vendam vendam CFGlerundu veliya poren po, polamburene, thaniya polamburene  sokka tomki. Avana koopida koodadhu  yaen edhuku koopidanum? Avana nambi pizza pochu kathi kathi CFGla voiceum poga pogudhu, avan illai varamaatan, nambadhe. Venam naan review ezhudala.. naan reviewer illa, comment podala..varadhu.. poda poda

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Dags: Vaaya vaa..thirumuru dhane

Tomki: Parisu kidaithada?

Dags: ellam kedachudu, odhai onnu dhaan kedaikala. Konjam poyirunda adhaiyum dhaan vangittu vandiruppen

Tomki: enna ularugirai

Dags: yara paathu ularuranu solre? Yen ya formula ezhuda teriyama kanna pinnannu hindila ulari irukennu. ange irukuravangellam solranga. Enna partha olarurenu solre?

Tomki: enna solreppa

Dags: naan unkitta formula kaetana.. appadi kaekama.. enna manasula vachikittu ippadi vanjam theertha?

Tomki: CFGiane? Nadandhadai kooru

Dags: idhukku onnum korachal illai pesumbodhu nalla era eranga pesu. Formula ezhudhum podhu adhellam onnum gavanikadhe, kotta vittudu..yov,  unna partha odambellam vegudhuya, unna pakkaradhuke avvalavu veruppa irukku poya

Tomki: nil. CFGiyil nadandadhai kooru

Dags: CFGla un formula kutramnu sollitanga

Tomki: kutrama, en forumlavila? Evan sonnavan

Dags: unga partner anga oruthan irukuraan.. kutramnu avan dhaanya sonnan

Tomki: kaatu avanai.. purapadu ennodu

Dags:marubadiyuma.. ennaku pizzavum venam onnum venam poya

Tomki: sambaar

Dang dang daag dang dang dang dang danga daang...

Tomki: indha chef konduvandha forumlavai CFGla kutram kuriyavan evan?

Dhudduji: avan ivan solladhe thambi.. ey yaru indha maida man? Dhimag karab panre.. respect kudu thambi.. Understanding ille

Tomki: appadinna.. CFGla admin vida ungalukku adigaaram

Dhudduji: Idhu unga veedille.. public forum maida man..inge ellarukkum same respect kudukanum thambi

Tomki: adhanaal dhaan dags konduvanda formulavil kutram kandeero?

Makkeeran: aama, pazhaya thappana formula enbadhaal pizzavukku arugadhai illai endru kooriyavan naan dhaan

Tomki: yaar indha kannadikaran

Dhudduji:ade thambi.. unkitta ambattur franchisee vangi irukiraan teiryale?

Tomki: Aah! makkeerana? Oru mannum teriyadha makku mandayan dhaan en formulavil kurai kandeero? Enna kutram kandeer?

Makkeeran: mudrakann formula sonnadu yaar

Tomki: yaam yaam ezhudinom

Makkeeran: formula sonna neengal varamal.. dagsai anupiyadharku karanam?

Tomki: adhu nadandu mudindha kadhai.. thodangiya prachanaikku varum

Makkeeran: chefukku mudalil poyurai thevai illai, adhai thaam purindu kollavendum

Tomki: porindhadu, poriyadadhu, vendadhu vegadadhu, azhugunadhu azhugadhadnu, samaithadu, samaikadhadu anaithum arivom, adhu patri umadhu arivurai thevai illai. Ellam enakku teriyum

Makkeeran: ellam terindu vittaal, ezhudum formulavila pizhai irukadhu endru arthama? Adhu patri naan kutram koora kudadha?

Tomki: ha ha ha, makkeeran en forumulavile kutra kurugiranaam. Koorum koorum koori paarum ah!

Dhudduji: adei thambi..... see I only told you both, argument thevai dhaan but it should not turn into fighting endru

Tomki: fighting and arguing is CFGians birth right dhudduji. Ivangala yaarlayum thirutha mudiyadhu. Poruthu paarum.. makkeerare.. emadhu formulavil engu kutram kandeer? Logicila... alladu implementationlia?

Makkeeran: Logicala ondrum kutram illai..irudalum adhu mannika padalam.. implementationil dhaan kutram irukiradhu

Tomki: enna kutram?

Makkeeran: enge.. neer kandupiditha formulavai sollum

Tomki: : koyle ko sukhakar, thoda kerosene daalkar, thoda scene maarkar jalaye tho, acha jaltha hai, soonk-kar, phoonk-kar, jaank-kar, jalalo tum bhi. Idhu dhaan enadhu formula

Makkeeeran: anda formulavin tamil translation?

Tomki: aduppu kariyai kayavaithu, adhile konjam tissue/kerosene pottu, vathi kuchi vachi patha vachu, konjama scene potta.. adhai oodhi oodhi perusakkalamnu scene pottirukiren

Makkeeran: andha scene podradhin utkaruthu?

Tomki: franchisee innum neraya varum endra nappasaiyil podum scenukku.ondrum porul illa.. edhu dhaan emadhu karuthu?

Makkeeran: andha dialogue ut karuthu?

Tomki: irande madhathil thodangiya pizza place 4 franchisee vandadhaal. Naan konjam scene poduvadhu nyayam dhaan endru koori irukireen

Makkeran: indha dailogueil irundu neer dhuddujiku koorum mudivu?

Tomki: puriyavillai? Dhudujikku dhuddu irukku.. scene podra talent illai, enakku dhuddum irukku scene poda talentum irukku enbadhu dhaan en theerpu

Makkeran: orukalum scene poda koodadhu. Panam varum pogum.. anaal scene pottal umadhu brandukku dhaan prachani. Overaga scene poduvadinaal franchiseeyum adipadum

Tomki: multi-millionarie businessmenku kuda scene poda thagudi illaya?

Makkeran: business men enna.. kodi kodiyaga invest seiyum foreign bransukkum kuda scene poda thagudi kidayadhu

Tomki: foreign billionaresukku

Makkeran: namm ooru mattum indri swiss bankil sothu serkum politiciansukkum adhe gadhi dhaan

Tomki: unmaiyaga?

Makkeran: unmaiyaga!

Tomki: nichayamaga?

Makkeeran:nichayamaga!

Tomki: unadu franchisee meedu aanayaga?

Makkeeran: enadu full franchisee fees meedum aanayaga!

Tomki: maakeera! Nandraga ennai paar.. naan potta scene kutrama?

Makkeeran: aandava.(shabba indha aal tholla thangala)franchisee deal cancel pannalum sari.. neenga scene podradhu kutram kutramme

Tomki: sottai mandiyile slighta oil poosi, soda buddiyodu, kevalama pesara neeya naan podra scene kutram endru solvadhu?

Makkeeran: sottai mandi azhagu.. soda buddiyum azhagu.. pesudhal azhagaillai.. aanal ullam dhaan azhagu

Tomki: makkeera

Dhudduji: adei maida man.. ey niruthapaa,............ you maida man..why you fighting with everyone.. see you have a big business, try and develp that. Why you wasting time always on CFG and facebook. Boss! work like a donkey and party like a Punjabi man. Thats what i do. Why you bothering makkeeran.. poor guy he took franchisee from you. See i had doubt if coal was lit only with kerosene.. then someone told me that coal can also be lit on a gasstove or even with paper. My problem is solved. See I only like to eat good food.. i chumma asked this question to irritate you and you bothering my good friend makkeera and dagsu not good boss!

Hey maida man.. stop all this quiz and irritating all on posts and go do your work

Tomki: Dhudduji

Dhudduji: adei. thambi stop this man.. makkeera said something.. i will ask him to say sorry. And you also say sorry to him man problem solved

Tomki: dhudduji.. this is one of my little timepass gudduji. All work and no play makes tomki a dull boy. I will not do anything to harm makkeeran or his franchisee dhudduji don’t worry. Makkeera.. vaapa ennappa kochikalaye?

Makkeeran: adhellam illai..pizzavum neeye, pizza sudravanum neeye, saapidravanum neeye,toppingsum neeye, franchisorum neeye,franchiseeyum neeye, billingum neeye, profittum neeye, free foodum neeye, quizum neeye, answerum neeye.. edho FBlaye overa scene podreenga. Engalukku time odhuka maatengureenganu feel panni dhaan ungala kalaichen. Sorry if i hurt you

Tomki: ha ha ha.. sorry pa! unnoda patience evlonnu test pannave naan vilayadinen.. franchisee cancel pannuvenu solliyum.. naan scene podradhu thappunu sonna unnoda gutsai mechinen. Vazhga un pizza franchisee.. seekiram edam paruppa vandu arambikiren

Maakeeran: Dhudduji.. neenga sonna madiri.. indha dagsukku andha aaiyram pizza gift coupon kuduthudunga.

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